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One Wittle Wee-Wee (Medley)
You'll have 13 seconds to make a closing statement In the form of a short song. And Governor Christie, you're first. Well... Think about that time we bought you an ice cream and a cookie Rented that Lambo so we could go buy milk when we played hookie Yeah, that was alright We rode it around Yeah, momma it was good 'Till we hit that boy In the pink golf shirt With the pepper-spray tan And he laid down on the concrete Senator Ted Cruz. Rabies and bunnies! Let me think about it for second over here. Hmm, first thing i need Are two sticks and an IV And then I can just dance in my Little paper hat you bought me That's wierd. Mmmhmmm. Senator Marco Rubio (Ow!) Your father was a bald tiger (Yes, he was) And took the bad guy walkin' in the sunshine The pig intestines about to drip (Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm!) Me, I'd just like to pound the shrimp (Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm!) I own a parrot that doesn't drink. Uh, Governor Kasich, how 'bout you? If Britan invaded us You'd get a fancy mouth And you'd drink on the job Every day, oh no We could give 'em cheese Or we could give 'em christmas pants Mr. Trump, closing statement song? I took Johnny's pogo Kid, I pogo greater Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com They got five of the meaner reindeer still sitting there waiting We have a big bird Walking in the jungle Crying in a tree Scoob-a-de-dee Listen to me Don't go around the tuna Governer Scott Walker. I might have a whiff, a whiff Yeah, hoo-dee-doo Why are dormant wives adorable? I might even have a piece of corn And I'm gonna make a fortune, yeah This beat's got me so baller now That's right, see? I can flow And now, Doctor Carson. Eh-hee-hoo Not ready... Ho-oh Here we go. I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah Every mouse has a weenie And if we could catch a little mouse man Then we could see some little feet, too. Thank you. I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah Every mouse has a weenie (In America!) And if we could catch a little mouse man Then we could see some little feet, too. (Little mouse feet!) I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah Every mouse has a weenie (Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooohh) And if we could catch a little mouse man Then we could see some little feet, too. (In America!) (Mmmmmmm)
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