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Del The Funky Homosapien
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If You Must
Lyricist:Teren Delvon Jones
It's important to practice good hygiene At least if you wanna run with my team I'm 'bout to get into some shit that I've seen This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say, don't say nothing if you can't say nice things Sittin' too close to him it burned [unverified]like my eyes sting I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from Gotta get some gum, gotta get him some He turned it down, his teeth was brown Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap 'Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans Or bathrooms in a bus station He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing, head to toe B.O. He didn't know, used to the fragrance Just as the days went without bathing He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread and fungus Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers Girls let the guy you were with [unverified] So guys take your cue from this number
You gotta wash your ass if you must You gotta wash your hair if you must You gotta brush your teeth if you must Or else you'll be funky
You gotta wash your ass if you must You gotta wash your hair if you must You gotta brush your teeth if you must Or else you'll be funky
Now at class you need total concentration Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com But there's kids in the back holdin' conversations Crackin' on each other and neither were poster boys Both of 'em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks Brimstone, girls would never bring him home I was laughin' then his friend raised his tone
And said, 'Bud [unverified]you rolled all over yourself', yeah I know some people your ass should be submerged Like you need to deal with water 'cuz you smell like a turd Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well, look it up and while you're at it Get a cup and squeeze the sweat out Your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle You get our vote for most stinkiest That nigga started thinkin' of shit
Said I was frail, I said he was stale Underarms is ripe, undergarments tight About to leap out your holy sweats And we holdin' bets and after this I'm gonna collect, nigga check yourself
Respect yourself and wash your Mothafuckin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive The funk got you captive, you don't need a map bitch
You gotta wash your ass if you must You gotta wash your hair if you must You gotta brush your teeth if you must Or else you'll be funky
You gotta wash your ass if you must You gotta wash your hair if you must You gotta brush your teeth if you must Or else you'll be funky
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