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Toledo Surprise
Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise ... Now sing it! ... Pit the peach Peel the skin Mush it up Throw it in That's a tasty Toledo Toledo Surprise
First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it
It's a snap Try it folks Whip your whites Split your yolks Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise
You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8 ... Mr. Feldzeig? OOOh, what's going on here?
Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act.
Toledo Surprise
You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union.
Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers.
Backup dancers? Holy cats! What the hot toledo Does to my libido Good? Mmmm, yes indeedo Sugary yum yum (pause) SURPRISE!
Squeeze the cream Grease the pan Lick the spoon Flip the flan Makes you bust your tuxedo Toledo Surprise
Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an anouncement. Wedding is off!
What? For the love of god, why?
Aldolpho has made love to the bride!
That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone.
What?
The wedding is on!
The wedding is off!
What?
Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful
I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French
Sweet mother of pearl!
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Yes madam?
What is all the commotion about?
The wedding, madam.
Wedding? Oh, I love weddings.
I'm afraid it has been called off.
Oh. How terrible.
Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!
First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it
Toledo Surprise!
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Now it's lookin' ready
Surprise!
You got it
Makes me twitch Makes me shake This dessert Takes the cake Hits me like a torpedo Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Surprise
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Surprise Surprise Surprise Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise
Then you got a toledo surprise! Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise!
That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!
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