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Stephen Lynch
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D & D
I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin, Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin, It's d&d! Fighting with the legends of yore. It's d&d! Never kissed lady before (nope). Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, We use these as a reference tool, And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...
No we're not I know
Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master, He's got hit points and charisma to lend, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend, Its d&d...wait...
Youve got a girlfriend? Yeah. yeah...no.
Its d&d! Warriors that terrify. Its d&d! Virgins til the day we...
1,2,3,4!
Die!
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